I believe most people has this problem with differentiating between a turtle and a tortoise. At least, I had this problem when I was young.
So, I was having supper with bunch of my friends and suddenly, the matter of turtle and tortoise popped-out out of nowhere. And my funny friends (I tell you, they are very very funny) came out with different ideas on how to differentiate turtle and tortoise. So below is the conversation:
T,M and B-Friends, C-Me, A-All
T: Ehh, actually I don’t know which is turtle or tortoise.
A: Harr, how come???
T: Dunno, just confused…
M: Turtle has ‘L’ in it, and it lives in laut(sea)…
B: Turtle has upsided L-shaped legs/flaps and it lives in laut(sea)…
T: Still, very confusing larrr…
After awhile,…
B: Ohhh, I know why you confused between turtle and tortoise, because of Ninja Turtle, should be called Ninja Tortoise instead..
T: Ohh, yea hor, probably that’s the reason. Yealor, should be called Ninja Tortoise instead…
(We all burst out laughing…)
So, yea, Ninja Turtle should be called Ninja Tortoise instead. We think it doesn’t make sense since turtle lives in sea and Ninja Turtle confused peeople. Told you my friends are all funny people, right?

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November 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Beng Hui
who is the M ar? don’t rmb alr.
December 18, 2008 at 4:15 pm
hushy
ah beng, i guess i told you who M is, right?